“Home Is Where The Heart Stops” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Richard Castle (6), Kate Beckett (4), Javier Esposito (1), Kevin Ryan (1), Alexis Castle (1), Martha Rodgers (1), Roy Montgomery (1)
Why do you writers always call them "perps?"
Isn't that what you call them?
Ah, we've got a whole lot of names for them. Pipehead, pisshead, orc, creep...
...crook, knucklehead, chucklehead...
...chud, turd...
...destro, scall...
...skexy, slicko, slick...
...mope...
...sleestak...
[writing in notepad] Slow down, slow down!
Suspects. We call them suspects.
I'm old-school. I like "dirtbag."
Classic.
The next time you show up at a crime scene without me, I'll show you how my taser works.
Promise?
My, dad, nervous for a date?
It's not a date - it's an undercover operation.
I don't know why you won't tell me where the party is.
Because you'll show up.
[after a fistfight] I tried to stay in the car. I really did!
How often are people killed in neighbourhoods like this?
Same as anywhere else Castle. Just the once.
[shouting over Beckett's gunfire] Wouldn't it be more of a challenge if they weren't standing still?!
[stops shooting] OK Castle, you show me how it's done.
Whoo!
All yours. [Castle clears his throat as he takes a one handed stance with his right hand] It's not a duel, Scaramouche. [Beckett turns Castle around] Here. Square off of the target. Feet shoulder distance apart. OK, gauntlet your right fist in your left palm.
[Castle accidentally fires into the wall] Oh! Shot too soon.
Yeah, well, you know we could always just cuddle, Castle.
Oh, funny, and a smile. Good. [Castle fires again, missing the target]
[sounding dubious] Well, that's better.
Hmm. You know I, uh, came down to ask you if I could, uhh, take home some of those stolen property photos.
Photos of the jewellery? Why?
I dunno, I just thought it might spark something. [shoots again, hitting the target in the groin area] Oooh! That kinda hurt!
Tell you what. You put any of the next three in the ten ring and I will give you the files.
Yeah?
Yeah.
[Castle quickly fires three shots right in the 10 ring. Beckett stares at the target, stunned, then glares at Castle.]
[smugly] You're a very good teacher.
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