Why do you writers always call them "perps?"
Isn't that what you call them?
Ah, we've got a whole lot of names for them. Pipehead, pisshead, orc, creep...
...crook, knucklehead, chucklehead...
...chud, turd...
...destro, scall...
...skexy, slicko, slick...
...mope...
...sleestak...
[writing in notepad] Slow down, slow down!
Suspects. We call them suspects.
I'm old-school. I like "dirtbag."
Classic.
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