I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith, Alexis' mom. And she's thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell: the hell of a deep-fried twinkie.
Yeah, the guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty,
But a deep-fried twinkie everyday is... [gags ]
Crime scene. Dead body. A little respect here.
I don't think he can hear me.
Okay, how about a little self-respect then?
If she's so bad, why did you have sex with her this morning?
Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.
[hiding behind a kitchen island while getting shot at]
I can't shoot him from down here.
Yeah, and he can't shoot you either!
[Meredith makes a surprise at the precinct]
[introducing the team] Meredith, these are Detectives Ryan, Esposito and Detective Beckett.
M Meredith
Oh, Beckett. Your new muse. Alexis told me all about it, and I simply had to stop by. You know, I was his inspiration once.
M Meredith
Still am, from time to time. Right, kitten?
[Ryan and Esposito snicker in the back]
I had this dream once, only I was naked and far less embarrassed.
We're looking for a yoga studio nearby with a class that ended about 3:00.
Maybe the woman was on her way to yoga class.
You ever try doing a half-moon pose cranked up on caffeine? Completely throws off your chi.
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