“Hell Hath No Fury” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Richard Castle (6), Kate Beckett (3), Alexis Castle (2), Javier Esposito (1), Kevin Ryan (1), Lanie Parish (1)
[interrogating a suspect] Witnesses don't place you in the club until one in the morning, and Horn was murdered between eleven and twelve.
[watching Beckett from behind one-way glass] Here it comes, and...
So, where were you between eleven and twelve, Mr. Creason?
Booyah.
I was asleep.
Asleep!? You are lame! [heard from other side of glass] You are so lame! You're a lamey, McLamester! You're so l-l-l- [back in room] LAME!
[describing his character based on Beckett] She's going to be really smart, very savvy, haunting good looks, really good at her job...and kinda slutty.
You're telling me you've lived in New York your whole life, and you've never scored a piece of roadkill?
"Roadkill?"
It's an accepted practice, bro. You're done with your old stuff, you leave it on the street for those less fortunate. Artists, students, former hedge-fund managers... it's trickle-down economics at its finest.
Yeah, well I prefer not to be trickled on.
...you know that red couch I have? The one you like so much?
Don't you say it, bro.
54th and Lex.
That's gross. Gross. We are never playing Madden at your place again.
Getting a drink with me after work instead of getting your freak on with writer boy?
What? He is annoying, self-centered, egotistical, and completely-
Fun. And take it from me, girlfriend, you need some fun. I mean, how bad can he be?
[answers phone] Beckett.
[excitedly] Guess who's got a date with a prostitute!
What kind of a name is "Nikki Heat"?
A cop name.
It's a stripper name.
Well, I told you she was kind of slutty.
Change it, Castle.
Wait. Hang on a second. Think of the titles. "Summer Heat", "Heat Wave", "In Heat"...
Change the name!
[Talking to Alexis about the case while chopping onions]
I don't get it. If Creason didn't do it, then how does the rug fit in?
Killer probably heard about the feud between the two of them and tried to shift suspicion, which is stupid, because without the rug, it would've just looked like a mugging gone wrong.
So by trying to look smart, they were actually being stupid.
I think you just described the human condition.
[Alexis walking in as Castle is working]
Hey.
Hey. Finished your homework?
Yeah.
You wanna finish mine?
Well, that depends. How much you offering to pay me?
Oh, I taught you well.
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