You're telling me you've lived in New York your whole life, and you've never scored a piece of roadkill?
"Roadkill?"
It's an accepted practice, bro. You're done with your old stuff, you leave it on the street for those less fortunate. Artists, students, former hedge-fund managers... it's trickle-down economics at its finest.
Yeah, well I prefer not to be trickled on.
...you know that red couch I have? The one you like so much?
Don't you say it, bro.
54th and Lex.
That's gross. Gross. We are never playing Madden at your place again.
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