Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?
“Hedge Fund Homeboys” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Richard Castle (8), Alexis Castle (3), Kate Beckett (1), Martha Rodgers (1)
[after getting pinched on the ear by Beckett because he was listening to her phonecall] Next time, put it on speakerphone.
CCastle
Reading the paper? You are going to lose all of your wired teen hyper texting nano gizmo street cred.
I'm a rebel. I kick it old school.
[In order to get Brandon to admit to his crime] If only Max had been strong enough just to man up... If only Donny realized he didn't belong with you guys anymore, he and Amanda were through, well, then none of this would have been necessary. (Lowered voice) Weak people just don't get it, do they, Brandon? Sometimes they just have to be led to the truth.
BBrandon
(Whispers) Exactly. [Unknowingly admitting to his crime]
[Smiling at Beckett] Did he just say "exactly"?
CCastle
Style section. Anything I need to know?
The '70s are back.
CCastle
Hmm. They're like the Highlander, they just won't die.
What's the class?
Introduction to life coaching. It's... it's always been my desire to make a difference, whether on stage or off. And I have had cards made, haha.
It says here I'm your client.
Well of course you are, haven't I been telling you what to do your whole life?
Do you know the school?
Oh, I've been kicked out of all of New York's finer educational institutions at least once. The irony is, now that I'm rich and famous, they all claim me as alum and want money.
[sarcastically] It is just so rough being you.
My cross to bear.
CCastle
Do you do drugs?
No.
CCastle
Are you sure? 'Cause you can tell me.
Dad, am I lethargic and uncharacteristically irritable?
CCastle
No.
Are my eyes bloodshot for no apparent reason?
CCastle
No, except when you're sick.
Well, that's an apparent reason.
CCastle
Right.
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