Robber quotes from Castle

Beckett

What do you want Castle?

Castle

Tell me you need me.

Beckett

(A moment of silence) Excuse me?

Castle

I'm stuck in the bank, helping my mother get a loan with my banker. Please tell me there's a murder somewhere we can be solving.

Beckett

Uh, sorry, there's no dead bodies, just a lot of paperwork, but you're welcome to come and do your share, for once.

Castle

The only thing worse than being here is being there doing paperwork. [looks around the bank] I think this bank is about to get robbed.

Beckett

What?

Castle

Two people just came in wearing doctor's scrubs, both with suspicious bulges in their jackets.

Beckett

I think it's just your writer's imagination getting the best of you.

Everybody down now! Everybody on the floor, right now! [Beckett's eyes widen in surprise as she hears this over the phone]

Castle

It's not my imagination! It's not my imagination!

Beckett

Listen to me. So far, nobody has been hurt and nothing has been stolen. So if you just leave the same way that you came in, you can just disappear.

You gonna promise not to come look for me?

Beckett

I don’t look. I hunt. And trust me, you don’t want that.

Beckett

Listen to me, jackass. I do not control traffic, so you're gonna have to give me 20 minutes.

Now you got one minute, Kate.

Beckett

No. I've got 20. Do you hear me? 20. Because if you pull that trigger, I will walk through those doors and personally put a bullet through your skull.

Okay, Kate. You got 20 more minutes.

Well, that's one way to negotiate.