Kate Beckett quotes from Castle

Beckett

Guys. (all look)

Beckett

A man has been murdered here.

Castle

And... we are honoring his legacy.

Lanie

Hm. It's like Sex And The City, only with boys.

Here you go sir.

Beckett

I cannot believe that you asked for samples.

Castle

She said anything we needed!

Beckett

(Hmph)

Castle

Besides, it's not for me; it's for Ryan and Esposito.

Beckett

Don't you mean Charlotte and Miranda?

Castle

Wait a minute, that would make me Carrie.

Beckett

You are SO metro-sexual for even knowing that!

Castle

I only watched that show out of the corner of my eye when my mother had it on! That did not come out right...

Hey look, it's her! (pointing at a picture)

Beckett

You're sure this is the woman who rented the room?

Yes.

Beckett

Rebecka Strong. She's a lab tech at the company.

Castle

Mmm, she's got cruel eyes. I bet she enjoyed watching Wilder suffer...

(uncontrollable sobbing) Ishoodhavestaydoutovitwhatwasithinkinggggg...

Castle

What did she say?

Beckett

What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.

Beckett

NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!

Castle

Right.

Esposito

So... Castle's last case, huh?

Beckett

Mm-hmm.

Esposito

Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.

Beckett

Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.

Esposito

You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.

Beckett

Oh yeah, and your ex-wife called. She said that you’ve been avoiding her because you’re late delivering your manuscript of Naked Heat. That’s a catchy title. When were you gonna tell me?

Castle

I was waiting for the perfect time. It just never happened.

Beckett

She’s naked on the cover again, isn’t she?

Castle

Kind of, yeah.

Beckett

[sarcastically] That’s great. No one’s gonna make fun of me.

[Giving Beckett and Castle his alibi] No, I wasn’t at home, but I was in bed…With his wife.

Beckett

I’m sorry. What?

…I was in bed with Roger’s wife.

Castle

[To Lee] Let me get this straight. Your alibi for killing your friend is you were…doing his wife?

[after a moment]…Yeah.

Castle

Wow.

So, yeah. I was seeing Lee. Yeah, I was with him that night.

Beckett

Well, if things were that bad, why not just get a divorce?

Are you serious? My house is too nice.

Castle

I can see why Roger needed a little extra fantasy in his life.

Beckett

For all we know, Bridget was lying.

Ryan

[Walks in, looking vaguely disheveled] Well, she wasn't lying about her brothers. Talked to all four of them, one Irishman to another... and another. Anyway, they alibied out, they were in New Paults when Zach was killed.

All of them? [Ryan nods] For what?

Ryan

[Furtively] They were at a sporting event, of sorts. [Starts to leave]

[Stopping him] Which was...?

Ryan

Leprechaun toss. [Esposito smirks] Don't ask! Anyway, the, uh, older brother, he got first place. [Realizes his jacket sleeve is torn] Aww, man!

Castle

Well, the "merits" of Irish culture aside...

Ryan

Hey!

Castle

Sorry. Perhaps this suggests Bridget was telling the truth about our elusive Estonian.

Beckett

Yeah, speaking of mentor, I heard that you guys were pretty hard on Conrad last night.

Castle

Hard on him? No, no, it was just a little friendly hazing.

Beckett

To hear him describe it, it sounds like someone was trying to teach him a lesson.

Castle

[Laughs in a forced manner] What? Why would I want to do that?

Beckett

Because you didn't want him to spend time with me?

Castle

That is completely-

Beckett

True?

Castle

[Drops his false humour] Yes. Fine, it's true. I'm jealous. There, I said it. I-I want you all to myself, and to have you spending time with another writer? That upsets me! And if that makes me petty, so be it. Guilty as charged.

Beckett

[Smiles] Actually, I kinda think it's sweet.

Castle

You do?

Beckett

I do. And that's why you don't have to worry about me hanging around with Conrad anymore. From now on I'm a "one writer" girl.

Castle

Thank you.

Beckett

Always.

Beckett

CIA's a popular theory with you.

Castle

Yes, well, law of averages demands that I'll eventually be right.

Beckett

I'd forgotten how helpful your insights can be.

Castle

You look good.

Beckett

You look good too... for murder!

Castle

Do you know what these bodies are? A sign.

Beckett

A sign?

Castle

A sign. A sign from the universe telling us we need to solve this case together. You don’t wanna let the universe down, do you?

Beckett

You’re not gonna go away no matter what I do, are you?

Castle

I respect the universe.

Beckett

Okay, fine. I will let you join me on this one case as long as you promise to do what I say, when I say it, and not to do any investigating on your own.

Castle

I promise. You won’t regret this.

Beckett

I already do.

Castle

Starting now.