Kate Beckett quotes from Castle

Esposito

Everything points to him being popped for cash and car parts.

Lanie

Not everything, baby

Beckett

[whispering] Did you just call him “baby?”

Lanie

Ooh. Did I?

Castle

[mouthing] You did.

Castle

What do you think is in there?

Beckett

I don’t know. May be empty, like Al Copone’s vault.

Castle

No, think of all the amazing things that are found in storage units at times like this. [spreading his arms out] "Ark of the Covenant, Dr. Jones?"

Castle

How's Josh?

Beckett

Fine. He's He's on his way to Haiti to do another Doctors Without Borders mission.

Castle

How long?

Beckett

I don't know. It's so funny, Castle. You know, at first, I loved that he was so busy. It just It just gave me an opportunity to keep one foot out the door, just in case.

Castle

But with one foot out the door, it's hard to know where you stand.

Beckett

And even if I did, I mean, what does it mean? He's out there, he's saving people. How do you even compete with that?

Castle

You can't. No. No one can.

Beckett

That's one of the things that attracted me to him the most. That passion. That drive. Why is it that the thing that attracts you to a person always ends up being that thing that just drives you crazy? I just wish that it I wish that I had someone who would be there for me, and I could be there for him, and we could just dive into it together.

Castle

What’s your take on Fallon?

Beckett

Smart cop, driven, killer instinct. As a person, kind of a douche.

We needed him to break, I saw an opening, I took it.

Beckett

You violated his rights.

I can think of probably a dozen federal lawyers that would disagree with that. He was never in any real danger. I removed the bullets from my clip. The gun wasn’t even loaded.

Beckett

Well, mine was.

Yeah, well, I was pretty sure you weren’t going to shoot me.

Beckett

You know, next time I wouldn’t be so sure

Beckett

You should have seen his face. Because he stopped, he looked at me, he grabbed all the wires, and then he just yanked them.

Ryan

All of them?

Castle

I figured one of them had to be the right one...

Montgomery

You know, the Mayor wants to give you guys a medal. I didn’t have the heart to tell him you had no clue what you were doing.

...But thanks to you two, we won’t have to add the murder of innocent New Yorkers to that allegation

Beckett

Well, we were just doing our job. [pause] Actually, I was doing my job - I don’t know what the hell he was doing.

Castle

Hey! [beat] But that’s true.

Montgomery

You called the D.A.'s personal assitant without informing him?

Beckett

Sir, I'm sorry, I was...

Montgomery

Smart move! Well you see what just happened? He could have called and asked why his assistant was here, but he came in personally.

Beckett

He wanted to stop the interview!

Castle

He's hiding something!

Castle

Ordell Williams was right, it's a consp... [seeing Beckett writing "Conspiracy" on the murder board] ...iracy...

Beckett

I agree. I know, weird...

Castle

Yeah, weird, but ... good, because that's just the tip of the iceberg. Are you ready for the Titanic?

Beckett

Okay. That is really…

Castle

Well done.

Lanie

Another couple of hours, maybe. But luckily for me he’s only half-baked.

You gotta be kidding me!

Dad, these are the cops.

Castle

You must be Authentic Nick.

The one and only.

Beckett

Nick? I have the proprietor listed as Ralph Carbone.

Yeah, that’s me. Everybody calls me Nick.

Beckett

Why?

Because that’s what everybody calls me.

Beckett

You had a lot of imaginary friends growing up, didn’t you?

Castle

Still do.

Beckett

Castle, never underestimate the power of a woman on a mission.

Castle

No, I don’t. And I have the alimony checks to prove it.

Beckett

Are you arresting us?

Much worse. Somebody wants to have a word with you. [pulls out his phone] You're on speaker sir.

Montgomery

[via phone] Breaking into people's houses, that's your idea of a vacation, Beckett?

Beckett

Sir, I can explain, I was...

Montgomery

No you cannot. What you can do is get your ass on the next flight out.

Castle

Uh, we have a dinner reservation at Sebago, is the morning ok?

Montgomery

Oh this is all a big joke to you, isn't it Castle? But when Beckett is working mall security, I guess following her around isn't going to have quite the same allure. Both of you, come home now.

Castle

So what happened? [Beckett stomps up and pokes him hard in the chest] Ow!

Beckett

I was trying to keep him from seeing you, and so I pushed too hard and he made me. He called me green Castle, what the hell were you doing?!

Castle

I saw his phone in the cabana, I thought it was worth the risk.

Beckett

You took his phone?

Castle

No! No, I took a picture of his recent call list.

Beckett

What? Where is it?

Castle

Don't...don't poke me.

Beckett

Poke you? I want to kiss you.