Richard Castle quotes from Castle

Beckett

But, Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?

Castle

Worst bachelor party ever?

Beckett

...Now, L.T. is gonna drive you home.

Castle

And if I refuse?

Beckett

Then he'll drive you home in handcuffs.

Castle

Just for the record, extremely bitter.

Castle

I am so sorry, Kate, for everything I put you through.

Beckett

Babe, it's not like you were partying in Thailand. You have the best excuse ever for missing our wedding. You were saving the world.

Alexis

There's nothing to worry about. It's just a little bumpy air, that's all it is.

Air, by nature, should not be bumpy.

Alexis

I'm always proud of you, Dad. But I've heard you speak a million times. I know what you're gonna say.

That is improbable.

Alexis

You'll say you don't believe in writer's block, that you wrote your first novel to impress a girl, that reading great writers inspires you, and drinking with them inspires you to beat them on the bestseller list.

Okay. Clearly, I need to develop some new material.

Right now, with the air marshal unaccounted for, you're the closest thing we have to law enforcement on this plane.

Castle

Which in itself is cause for concern.

Beckett

You gotta be kidding me. The air marshal is dead?

Castle

Not just dead, but bonked on the head. Murdered. And there's more.

Beckett

There's more?

Castle

Kyle Ford's holster is empty. His gun is missing.

Beckett

Okay, so, uh, we have to assume that the killer is armed.

Castle

And they may have another agenda, taking hostages, hijacking the plane, FYI, this is not the relaxing London getaway I had planned.

Beckett

No, it's okay. I mean, we're gonna manage. It's just, your mom's kind of...

Castle

Annoying? Yeah, I know. Trust me, we're getting off easy. One time, her opening line was, "Come on, baby. I'll make it worth your while".

Beckett

[chuckling] Oh, I see what you mean.

Castle

Yeah. Most awkward parent-teacher conference ever.

Beckett

Oh, come on, Castle. He was flirting with me. I can't control that.

Castle

But you were flirting right back.

Beckett

Yeah, but what was I supposed to do? He's Danny-freaking-Valentine!

Castle

Oh, absolutely not. You will not, and do you know why? Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me? No one will give you anything in this life. You must earn it. And look at you, almost 20 years later and you're back on Broadway? You have earned this.

Martha

I have, haven't I?

Castle

You have. Please don't let some idiot with a cell phone take that away from you.

Esposito

Beckett, that was a badass takedown tonight on that show. It was strong, yet sexy.

Ryan

Yeah, Beckett, the camera really loves you.

Beckett

You guys, shut up, both of you.

Castle

What about me, guys? How did I look?

Esposito

Like you should stick to writing

Beckett

What are you guys fighting about?

Ryan

Uh, the first case that Captain Montgomery partnered us on, 10 years ago today.

Castle

Really, it's your anniversary? And I didn't get you anything.

Esposito

There's still time.

Castle

If Noah ends up walking, you're gonna have to have me committed.

Beckett

Listen, if after seven years of your crazy theories you haven't already been committed, then I think you're pretty safe.

No. No, no, no, no, forget it! I've got nothing to say to you!

Oh, tough! I know Beckett was here and I know why! So you're gonna call off your dogs right now.

Or what? Are you gonna write something mean about me?

Or I'm gonna start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.

You'll be wasting your money.

Oh, forgive me if I don't take your word for it.