"Guess it's time to take a bite out of crime. Boy, crocodile sure tastes awful". ~Kevin as Duke, on biting one of King Hippo's cronies
"Yuck! Some things taste even worse than crocodile". ~Kevin as Duke, after biting King Hippo
"So, Mother Brain, what hologram are we going to hit them with next? Giant lizards? Snapping turtles? Vegetable peelers?!" ~Eggplant Wizard
"Welcome, Game Master--whichever one of you that may be! Heh-heh!" ~Mother Brain
"Too bad, Captain. I was going to save you for last, but first come first serve!" ~Mother Brain
Computer! If Tall, Wet, and Ugly over here isn't an enemy... then she won't mind turning over her weapons!
Mother Brain: Put down my... weapons? Why, of course! I'll be delighted to turn over my weapons.
Kevin: Is that all? You must be traveling light today.
"I gave my word to Kevin to protect the Princess. I do not understand why he is so interested in her well-being - she's not half the hero I am! Still, I shall protect her..." ~Samus
What a dismal place...
Guard: What did you expect, the Pleasure Zone?
"Hold me, Kevin. Hold me until forever comes again". -Samus
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