[The next morning, all the campers are in their jammies]
[to Lazlo] Slinkman has never gotten us out early for announcements before. [sees Slinkman in his full body cast in the wheelchair, looking very annoyed] Uh-oh.
Listen up, campers. Due to our mishap yesterday involving... Well, [through clenched teeth] I won't mention any names, but their initials are... CHIP AND SKIP!!!
Yay!/Whoo-hoo!
He said our initials!
We are reinstating the rule that all cabin leaders are responsible for their bunk mates. [Campers gasped] That means keep them from hurting themselves or others.
Wait a minute. What does that mean, babysitting?
In your case, Edward, it means dung-sitting, 24/7.
WHAT?!?!
Edward's gonna dung-sit?
Does that mean he can sit on us?
[desperately] No! [grabbing Slikman, causing him to fall down] I don't want to be a dung-sitter! I beg you! You can't do that to me!
I'm sorry, Edward, it's new... camp... policy! [shoves Edward off him with his feet and onto Chip and Skip]
Hey, Edward, are you gonna sit on us for a while?
I don't know if you wanna do that. We just had beans.
[sulking grumpily to himself] I hate my life.
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