No way. I already did something nice this week. My quota's filled.
You vile creature! One can never get soda off blue suede!
DDaniel
I wanted to give you a nice, memorable death, Max! But now you've given me no choice but to stab you. Like some commoner!
Max! [tackles Daniel]
[Max grabs a crossbow]
Don't move! I sorta know how to use this!
DDDaniel & David
Don't shoot! It's me, David! Ha! You wish you were David! I'm David!
Okay, I'm just gonna shoot you both.
You know it's me, Max! You have to know!
You're overestimating this relationship! [fires the crossbow at a shelf of canned milk, hitting one of the cans; Daniel falls as he gets sprayed]
DDaniel
Oh, not dairy! Oh, God, it's getting in my mouth... [curls up as indigestion hits him]
Daniel has a weird milk thing... I don't know, it was too boring to follow.
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