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Camp Camp · Season 3

Daniel, David and others in “Arrival of the Torso Takers”

Daniel

I wanted to give you a nice, memorable death, Max! But now you've given me no choice but to stab you. Like some commoner!

David

Max! [tackles Daniel]

[Max grabs a crossbow]

Max

Don't move! I sorta know how to use this!

Daniel & David

Don't shoot! It's me, David! Ha! You wish you were David! I'm David!

Max

Okay, I'm just gonna shoot you both.

David

You know it's me, Max! You have to know!

Max

You're overestimating this relationship! [fires the crossbow at a shelf of canned milk, hitting one of the cans; Daniel falls as he gets sprayed]

Daniel

Oh, not dairy! Oh, God, it's getting in my mouth... [curls up as indigestion hits him]

Max

Daniel has a weird milk thing... I don't know, it was too boring to follow.

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