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Camp Camp · Season 3, Episode 3

“Foreign Exchange Campers” quotes from Camp Camp

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“Foreign Exchange Campers” · Season 3, Episode 3

In this episode: Vera (4), Max (1), Nurf (1), Space Kid (1)

Laugh all you want, American. But if we find nothing of value, we will burn camp to ground and leave no survivors!

What do you guys even want here, anyway?

Cameron Campbell made great promises to all of our countries. Only to make weasel out of deals! [considers] Is that expression? "To make weasel"?

Ah, you are supposed to be American cosmonaut! How does it feel to have failing space program?

[beat] ...What the fuck did you just say to me?

[While everyone is fighting, Brian/"Kimchi" gets into Cameron Campbell's safe, dropping his neutral, mid-Atlantic accent]

BBrian

Ha, FOOLS!

DDang

But-- He-- [checks his back and front pants pockets] I had the combination! Where'd it go!?

You guys, I think Kimchi just won the scavenger hunt.

BBrian

[in a pronounced Kentucky drawl] Shut up! I've had to suffer you morons all day just to get my prize! And now, finally, Kentucky has all the resources it needs, to secede from this godless country! And create a utopia where we can raise horses and fry chicken to our hearts' content! [flips everyone off] Long live the Colonel, assholes! [jumps through a window, and flies away as a helicopter shows up and drops down a rope ladder; singing] Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home...

We... we have failed!

HHwan

The Great Leader will not be pleased. And I cannot face the labor camps!

DDang

[he, Vera and Hwan get out their Cyanide pill bottles] Bottoms up, comrades.

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