TV show quotes
I'm glad we went to the wedding, but 17 hours on a plane was brutal.
At least you weren't sitting next to a crying baby the whole time.
I couldn't help it. It was such a beautiful wedding. I just love. Love!
Alright, everyone. Wedding slideshow is done. Gather around.
Love. Light.
Leslie.
Dear friend, there'll be. No sad farewell. There'll be no tear-dimmed eyes. Where all is peace, and joy and love, and the soul of man never dies. Now, that's some lines from the song that you and I did together. I know usually, at a memorial, people talk about somebody. Well, I'm gonna talk to you. 'Cause there is that place on the other side, and I'm certainly gonna see you there, little brother. You left a lot of people here with a lot of precious, precious memories. Everybody loved you. But I doubt that many of 'em loved you more than I did. Anyhow, I just want you to know that we all love you, we all miss you and I bet you're having a big laugh over all of us being sad and sorrowful and I know that would be the last thing you would want us to be. So, anyway, you made us happy while you were here, and we're happy that you're at peace. And I just want you to know that I will always love you. Goodbye, my sweet Leslie. See you over there.
["Where the Soul Never Dies" by Leslie Jordan featuring Dolly Parton is played. The text reads: "Love, Light, Leslie.".]
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You know my favorite part of bingo? This.
Oh. You'll get there. I mean, there's water aerobics tomorrow at 9:00. Try not to make jokes about Charlie Speedo. It covers less than I thought.
But we're not just looking for a new baker. We're looking for a new member of the family.
Oh, not me, I got too much family. I need muffins.
See, Randi's the sassy younger sister and I'm the cool older sister where you're like "She's valedictorian and makes her own blue jeans? What?".
When I was in high school, I tried to start a clique for people who weren't in cliques. Got squeezed out. Stupid Ashley and her eye patch. I swear it changed sides.
Okay, well, thank you for coming in.
Yeah!
No, this is different.
Oh, my gosh, look at that thing, it's huge.
That's what she said.
We can't watch the Super Bowl on something that small. It would just be, the bowl.
What happened?
Well, I got done recording, I got in my car, and then I realized: "Screw this. I got nothing but bad feelings for him.".
I used to wake up on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons, find him passed out on the couch, turn his head to the side, so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit and then sit down to watch Scooby-Doo. He would have died if it wasn't for this meddling kid. So please, just drop it.
I think you're making a mistake.
What part of I don't want to see him, don't you get? I know you think the world is all rainbows and cat memes but this is my life, Kat. And it's none of your business.
And just so you know you wrap the bottles in a towel, fool.
No! We're gonna sneak in this locked gate. Uh, whoa. Rebellious much. Climb this bad boy.
Were you applying for a job at the firm of liar liar and pants on fire?
That's just it. When I was younger, I was all of those things. I mean, I was a working woman in a time when it was very hard to be taken seriously, and I took pride in showing the world that, pretty girls could contribute to. I was just as good as any of those agos.
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