Carter quotes from Call Me Kat

Randi

I'm glad we went to the wedding, but 17 hours on a plane was brutal.

Max

At least you weren't sitting next to a crying baby the whole time.

Carter

I couldn't help it. It was such a beautiful wedding. I just love. Love!

Kat

Alright, everyone. Wedding slideshow is done. Gather around.

Carter

Are we worried that green is going to make us crave pizza?

Randi

What?

Sheila

Here we go again!

Carter

Green, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, pizza? I can't believe I had to explain that.

Carter

Baby?

Randi

I can't do this.

Carter

What?

Randi

I want to get married like the couple before us.

Carter

In Spanish?

Randi

No, with all of our friends and family around. And I so appreciate you wanted to do this for me, but baby, you were right. I want the first dance, I want my dad to walk me down the aisle, I want Sheila to bag a groomsman young enough to make things weird.

Kat

Oh, she's gonna get that.

Randi

I want the whole thing. I want to stand up in front of all those people and tell them how much I love you.

Carter

Baby.

Kat

Aw. I love y'all.

Max

This means I get to use my license from FiveMinuteMinister.net.

Kat

The limericks are coming fast and furious. Someone got a pencil? I need a pencil. You got a pencil?