Why don't you just ask him?
PhilMen of my generation are not as open about things like that. That's why the gay bars were always called secrets, or whispers, or Thursday night choir practice.
S2 E13 Call Me a Kingbirdie
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Played by Leslie Jordan
Call Me Kat · 96 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Call Me Kat: in 19 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Kat (11), Randi (6), Carter (5)
Scenes with Phil 16
PhilYou can't drive with an expired license.
Watch me, 4 eyes.
Give me your keys.
If you want my keys, you'll have to take them.
PhilDang, that made my neck tingle.
S3 E2 Call Me Skeeter Juice
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PhilShe's definitely not gay. My gaydar never fails. Except with Anderson Cooper. How did I miss that?
Anyway, thank you all for being here. You're basically my family, even you, mother. So, here's my big news. I'm gonna have a baby!
What?
PhilHow?
When?
Why?
I'd like to circle back. What?
Uh, the correct response is "Yay, Kat! We're so happy for you!".
S3 E4 Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven
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PhilOh, my highness. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Seriously, 1 ply?! Might as well scoot on the floor like a puppy.
S3 E5 Call Me Uncle Dad
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