Max quotes from Call Me Kat, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Max

Wait, you're really gonna go?

Kat

Yeah. She's losing her eyesight. And when they took away her license, I promised I would help her out.

Max

Okay.

S3 E7 Call Me Dame Booty Clench

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Randi

I'm glad we went to the wedding, but 17 hours on a plane was brutal.

Max

At least you weren't sitting next to a crying baby the whole time.

Carter

I couldn't help it. It was such a beautiful wedding. I just love. Love!

Kat

Alright, everyone. Wedding slideshow is done. Gather around.

S3 E10 Call Me Philliam

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Kat

Oh, my gosh, look at that thing, it's huge.

Max

That's what she said.

S3 E14 Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd

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Kat

What happened?

Max

Well, I got done recording, I got in my car, and then I realized: "Screw this. I got nothing but bad feelings for him.".

S3 E15 Call Me 'Cat's in The Cradle

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Max

I used to wake up on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons, find him passed out on the couch, turn his head to the side, so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit and then sit down to watch Scooby-Doo. He would have died if it wasn't for this meddling kid. So please, just drop it.

Kat

I think you're making a mistake.

Max

What part of I don't want to see him, don't you get? I know you think the world is all rainbows and cat memes but this is my life, Kat. And it's none of your business.

S3 E15 Call Me 'Cat's in The Cradle

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Kat

Third chair. Whatevs.

Max

Yeah. We had so much fun over the years.

[A cymbal crash sound effect is heard.]

Max

What the hell?!

[Kat, still in the bathtub, holds 2 cymbals with her hands.]

Kat

You would not believe what I have in this bathtub.

Max

I've never known anyone like you.

BBrigitte

Max, do you want anything other than champagne?

Max

No, I'm good.

S3 E21 Call Me Pretty Kitty

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Baby?

I can't do this.

What?

I want to get married like the couple before us.

Carter

In Spanish?

Randi

No, with all of our friends and family around. And I so appreciate you wanted to do this for me, but baby, you were right. I want the first dance, I want my dad to walk me down the aisle, I want Sheila to bag a groomsman young enough to make things weird.

Kat

Oh, she's gonna get that.

Randi

I want the whole thing. I want to stand up in front of all those people and tell them how much I love you.

Carter

Baby.

Kat

Aw. I love y'all.

Max

This means I get to use my license from FiveMinuteMinister.net.

Kat

The limericks are coming fast and furious. Someone got a pencil? I need a pencil. You got a pencil?