Kat quotes from Call Me Kat

Kat

What happened?

Max

Well, I got done recording, I got in my car, and then I realized: "Screw this. I got nothing but bad feelings for him.".

Max

I used to wake up on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons, find him passed out on the couch, turn his head to the side, so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit and then sit down to watch Scooby-Doo. He would have died if it wasn't for this meddling kid. So please, just drop it.

Kat

I think you're making a mistake.

Max

What part of I don't want to see him, don't you get? I know you think the world is all rainbows and cat memes but this is my life, Kat. And it's none of your business.

Kat

Were you applying for a job at the firm of liar liar and pants on fire?

Sheila

That's just it. When I was younger, I was all of those things. I mean, I was a working woman in a time when it was very hard to be taken seriously, and I took pride in showing the world that, pretty girls could contribute to. I was just as good as any of those agos.

Kat

Third chair. Whatevs.

Max

Yeah. We had so much fun over the years.

Max

What the hell?!

Kat

You would not believe what I have in this bathtub.

Max

I've never known anyone like you.

Max, do you want anything other than champagne?

Max

No, I'm good.

Carter

Baby?

Randi

I can't do this.

Carter

What?

Randi

I want to get married like the couple before us.

Carter

In Spanish?

Randi

No, with all of our friends and family around. And I so appreciate you wanted to do this for me, but baby, you were right. I want the first dance, I want my dad to walk me down the aisle, I want Sheila to bag a groomsman young enough to make things weird.

Kat

Oh, she's gonna get that.

Randi

I want the whole thing. I want to stand up in front of all those people and tell them how much I love you.

Carter

Baby.

Kat

Aw. I love y'all.

Max

This means I get to use my license from FiveMinuteMinister.net.

Kat

The limericks are coming fast and furious. Someone got a pencil? I need a pencil. You got a pencil?