HMHank Moody (after being punched)
Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!
S1California Son
TTrixy
No! Not in the face. He's too cute.
AMAl Moody
"Your mother was into all of that catholic guilt shit, not me. Life's too short to dance with fat chicks."
"I love the condom, keeps me in the game..."
"All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am."
S1The Devil's Threesome
Come again... so to speak.
I question everything. It´s very healthy.
S1The Last Waltz
All those things that weren't supposed to happen? They happened. But what happens next is up to you.
Go, before I change my mind!
What are you gonna do, spank me?
You girls talk about everything, don't you?
It ain't over till it's over!
PPriest
If anyone should see any cause why these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Yoo-hoo? Over here.
You're tragically flawed, dad, but you've got a good heart.
I was thinking maybe I'll get into teaching.
"There's an idea... Not a particularly good one, but an idea nonetheless"
I hate you.
S2No Way to Treat a Lady [2.03}
Parents who truly love their children make the sacrifices to home school them.
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