Hank Moody quotes from Californication

Hank Moody

Kiss my black ass.

Hank Moody

[trying to lure a dog named Cat Stevens] Hey, Cat Stevens. C'mere, Cat. Come here. I'll take you away from all this. Cat... Yusuf Islam. Peace Train's a good song. C'mere, Cat. C'mere.

Hank Moody

I love women. I have all their albums.

Hank Moody

(to Meredith) Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.

Hank Moody

Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.

Hank Moody

"Just because something is bleak doesn't necessarily make it true."

Hank Moody

"Happy endings may get a bad rap, but they do happen -- and when they do, they're just as true as the unhappy ones."

Hank Moody

"You see, I try to live in an ivory tower, but a tide of shit is constantly beating at its walls."

Hank Moody

"Yeah I guess I do."

Hank Moody

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

Hank Moody

He used to call you a walking penis!

Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!

Hank Moody

"All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am."

Hank Moody

Come again... so to speak.

Hank Moody

All those things that weren't supposed to happen? They happened. But what happens next is up to you.