MMeredith
My baby.
You have a baby with married guy? Holy fuck!
MMeredith
No, my dog, Cat Stevens.
You have a dog named Cat Stevens? Holy fuck!
“The Whore of Babylon” · Season 1
In this episode: Hank Moody (3)
What the fuck do you want?
MLMia Lewis
I'm late.
What? That's not possible. I...I...I...I...I...I...I wore a condom. That's... that would be like, uh, the immaculate conception. And you, you're the one who... y, you... and then you left.
MLMia Lewis
I'm late for school.
[trying to lure a dog named Cat Stevens] Hey, Cat Stevens. C'mere, Cat. Come here. I'll take you away from all this. Cat... Yusuf Islam. Peace Train's a good song. C'mere, Cat. C'mere.
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