Hank Moody quotes from Californication

Hank

Don't you sometimes wish you had two cocks? I know I sure do.

Hank

That was while we weren't together. I am not going to be held accountable for my sins while we were not together.

Hank

Don't tell me you forgive me and then tread up stuff from my past.

Hank

Right before you cum, call me Bill.

Hank

Man should not meow, ever.

Hank

The moment my tongue hit clit I knew it wasn't yours.

Hank

Pussy number 2 step forward, step profile. That's Karen.

Hank

Wrong place, wrong time, wrong vagina!

Hank

What am I going to write about? You were born a poor black child and now you're an icon where everything you touch turns to gold?

Hank

(After a girl gets up from under the table giving Ashby a blowjob) Cool. Very cool.

Hank

What? Is somebody crying? Charlie's crying? You guys are fucking retarded.

Hank

Really? Because I think it's going to be like a cue tip shoved up my urethra. For three hours. Without lube. Which could be fun if you do it.

Hank

I was hoping that you would make an honest woman of me.

Hank

[hugging Karen] Your hair smells good. Smells like lady hair.

Hank Moody

When did you become such a little snot?