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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

“Triangle” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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“Triangle” · Season 5

In this episode: Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Anya Jenkins (3), Tara Maclay (3), Buffy Summers (2), Rupert Giles (2), Spike (1)

Well, I get to run the store, right?

[alarmed] You? Ah, w-well, it's quite a lot for one person to take care of.

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We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.

I said "quirky."

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Um, Anya, while, while I completely trust you uh, uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um ... dealing with people requires a certain, uh ... finesse.

[angrily] I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and-and bribe him with money and goods.

See there? She'll be great.

Don't worry, Giles. I'll help her take care of everything. It'll be ship-shape. Better, it'll be shop-shape.

OOlaf

You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters, mark my words!

Hey, watch it, mate.

[Spike turns to look up at Olaf. Both he and Xander stare.]

On second thought, do what you like.

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So, uh, think I should run and get Buffy?

OOlaf

Barmaid, bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.

I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you could fight him.

Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image and you should all just forget it.

It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or, you know, the world without shrimp.

There's a world without shrimp? [pause] I-I'm allergic.

I cringe to think what the place would have looked like if I'd been away for longer than three days.

Well, maybe we would have had time to clean it up. You know, if Willow used some magicks to help.

Yes, 'cause nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

Where did you send him?

The land of the trolls. He'll like it there. Full of trolls.

It's hard to be precise, though. Alternate universes don't stay put. Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image, and you should all just forget it.

It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or, you know, the world without shrimp.

There's a world without shrimp? [pause] I-I'm allergic.

He's probably in Troll Land.

I only care that he's not here, and I got this nifty souvenir.

[She places Olaf's hammer on the glass countertop - which promptly shatters under its weight]

Oops...

The place is trashed enough anyway.

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