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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Anya, Cool Xander and others in “The Replacement”

Anya

Well maybe we shouldn't do this re-integration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home and we can all have sex together, and then, you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.

Cool Xander

She's joking.

Loser Xander

No she's not! She entirely wants to have sex with us together, which is wrong and... and it would be very confusing.

Giles

We just need to arrange the candles; also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.

Willow

Check. Candles and pretense.

...

Anya

Well, what do we do if it doesn't work?

Both Xanders

[simultaneously] Kill us both, Spock! [both laugh]

Buffy

They're... kinda the same now.

Giles

Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.

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