Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 4
“Hush” · Season 4
In this episode: Spike (3), Buffy Summers (2), Xander Harris (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Rupert Giles (2), Anya Jenkins (1)
Can't even shout, can't even cry
The gentlemen are coming by
Looking in windows, knocking on doors
They need to take seven and they might take yours
Can't call to mom, can't say a word
You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Man, that was an exciting class, huh?
Oh, yeah -- wow.
And the last twenty minutes -- it was a revelation. Just laid out everything we need to know for the final. I'd hate to have missed that.
Just tell me I didn't snore.
Very discreet. Minimal drool.
[At Giles's apartment, Xander and Anya are arguing about their relationship.]
If you don't know how I feel about -
I don't. This isn't a relationship! You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
[The others are silent with disbelief.]
OK... remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Please don't.
[Xander ties Spike to a chair before getting into bed.]
Don't see why I have to be tied up.
It's just while I'm sleeping.
Like I'd bite you, anyway.
Oh, you would.
Not bloody likely.
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
And don't you forget it.
[to Riley] This is the burden we bear brother. We have a gig that inevitably would cause any girl living to think that we are cool upon cool. Yet we must Clark Kent our way through the day never to use it to our advantage. Thank God we're pretty.
[Discussing Willow's wicca group]
So not stellar, huh?
Talk. All talk. Blah blah Gaia, blah blah moon, menstrual life-force power thingy. You know after a couple of sessions I was hoping we would get into something real but...
No actual witches in your witch group.
No, bunch of wanna-blessed-bes.
I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.
Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.
Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.
Sissy.
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