[At Giles's apartment, Xander and Anya are arguing about their relationship.]
Xander
If you don't know how I feel about -
Anya
I don't. This isn't a relationship! You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
[The others are silent with disbelief.]
Xander
OK... remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike
Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles
Please don't.
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