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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 4

Willow and Xander in “Beer Bad”

Willow

Buffy that is my best friend you need to think about not Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.

Xander

Nothing can defeat the penis! [looks around] Too loud, very unseemly.

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