[After Willow and Harmony have signed each other's yearbooks.]
I'm going to miss her.
Don't you hate her?
Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for ten years. Vacuous tramp... It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm missing everything. I miss P.E.!
“Graduation Day, Part One” · Season 3
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (2), Anya Jenkins (2), Faith Lehane (2), Cordelia Chase (1), Oz (1)
AAnya
So I was wondering... maybe if you're free this weekend... we could do some... entertaining thing.
Would that be along the lines of you telling me all about the men you destroyed back in your demon days? 'Cause pencil me in!
AAnya
Well, we could do something else you like. We could, um, watch sports of some kind.
Uh, I don't know.
AAnya
Men like sports. I'm sure of it.
Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all that you've learned?
The mayor is going to kill us all during graduation.
Oh! Are you gonna go to fifth period?
I was thinking I might skip it.
I think we could be dead in two days and you're being ironic, detachment guy.
Would it help you if I panic?
Yes! It'd be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis. And everything's really scary now, you know? And I don't know what's going to happen. A-a-and there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after high school, and I was really looking forward to doing them, and now we're probably just going to die, and I'd like to feel that maybe you would --
[Oz kisses her.]
What are you doing?
Panicking.
[Oz kisses Willow again, they fall onto Willow's bed.]
AAnya
When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit.
Welcome to the world of romance.
AAnya
It's horrible. No wonder I used to get so much work.
Well, I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings.
AAnya
Come with me.
I can't.
AAnya
Why not?
I got friends on the line.
AAnya
So?
That humanity thing's still a work in progress, isn't it?
Thought I'd stop by.
Is he dead yet?
He's not gonna die. It was a good try though. Your plan?
Uh-huh. Mayor got me the poison. He said it was wicked painful.
There's a cure.
Damn. What is it?
Your blood. As justice goes, it's not unpoetic, don't you think?
Come to get me? You gonna feed me to Angel? You know you're not gonna take me alive.
Not a problem.
Well, look at you, all dressed up in big sister's clothes.
You told me I was just like you. That I was holding it in.
Ready to cut loose?
Try me.
Okay then. Give us a kiss.
[Buffy and Faith fighting]
You're not getting tired, are you? I'm just starting to feel it.
Stick around.
What's the matter, all that killing and you're afraid to die?
That's mine.
You're about to get it back.
[panting] Man, I'm gonna miss this. [Buffy stabs Faith] [weakly] You did it. [Faith punches Buffy and panting] You killed me. Still won't help your boy, though. Should've been there, B. Quite a ride.
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