Terry, Jake and others in “Unfinished Business”

Terry

[On the phone at his desk] Okay, great. Thanks, Doctor. Have a good one.

Jake

Hey there, Sarge. Not to pry, but I couldn't help but overhear. You going to the doctor? Everything okay?

Terry

[Quietly] I'm getting a vasectomy.

Boyle

My ears are burning! Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped; no big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.

Terry

It's not supposed to.

Jake

Trunk to skunk?

Gina

Hold it up! You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar.

Terry

Thanks, guys, that's enough. I don't need any more input.

Diaz

Neither does your wife, I guess.

Jake

Look, you guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis that is his choice.

Terry

That's not what a vasectomy is. If you guys don't get back to work, I'm gonna start firing detectives!

Amy

And blanks! Sorry. I just never think of jokes.

Terry

Anybody else? This is your last chance.

Gina

Ooh, God, no need to be so testes.

Diaz

Guess you won't be manning the tip line.

Boyle

Sergeant, is this gonna go on your spermanent record?

Jake

Now playing: Scrotal Recall!