Martin quotes from Bromwell High

[after he gets a record deal] Mornin', Martin.

I'm not jealous...

Of what?

Nothing. Fuck!

What'd you mean fuck?

I love teaching, I don't wanna be a millionaire [begins to cry].

Yes, but I really must protest,

You is lucky we is getting cable at these prices

Yes but...

Will you stop being so selfish?

I'm not being selfish.

Yes you are, 'MY car fell in the hole, MY husband's trapped in it.'

[from car] Uh, Carol...

Two words: red hot Dutch! O.K., it's four words but you get the point.

And the result is as follow. Iqbal bin Ibrahim Maurice Kandallah...

[quietly into mic] Chicken Party.

Is 4 vote. Some teachers is must not vote for Iqbal!

I did!

Natella Tendalkar Gavaskar Srivastavah...

[quietly into mic] Save Comprehensive Education and Fuck The Police Party.

Is 7 vote. [cheering] There is 817 spoiled ballot papers, of which most say "Kelly Edwards is a slag."

[looks up while making out with random guy] Huh?

So, I's hereby announce that Natella is elect school President. God help us.