Latrina quotes from Bromwell High

Oh Natella! Indian music is for gays!

Is Mr. Anderson leaving?

Are you two leaving?

So you're both still teachers?

You'll both be teachers forever, I reckon.

Ow! You accidentally hit me!

And you too!

Oww!

Oh Natella! Wheelchair accessible is for gays!

Either I is got stage fright, or I is pregnant...again!

So, this week's project is tolerance. I want each of you to do a presentation in assembly on Friday.

Oh, Miss Dickson, tolerance is for gays!

Who can tell me something different about Kylie? Keisha?

She STINKS!

Yes, stinking is different. Most people would bathe. Yes, Latrina?

Her face looks like she's been 'it by a spade.

SPADEFACE! Yes that's different.

Rick Brumshah's done a shit IN HER POCKET!

Oh, that's a good one.

So, is we gonna be police officers together then?

[Gasps] Latrina, policemen is bad. B-A-F bad.

Well, what did you think? Give me your honest opinion.

You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block up my ears with shit, and eat some shit, and then do a shit.

Right...Latrina?

Shit.

Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.

I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.

I have to tell that Aisha broke the swing. That is the right thing to do.

That is the right thing to do, and after she murders you, you'll go straight to heaven!

I'm a Hindu.

Disneyland?

Latrina, your mum needs to stop having babies!

Oh Natella! Not having babies is for gays!

My name is Latrina and I have a question for the fat bitch.

That's fat lady, Latrina.

Sorry, Miss Fat Lady. Why are you so fat?

Now Latrina, that is a totally inappropriate question. Anyone else? yes, Keisha?

Miss Fat Lady, have you ever crushed a man to death during sex?

Well go on, answer the question.

It's always some day or another at this school! Today's sex education day, yesterday was Monday. Let's take a day off, man!

You always want to take a day off. You're trapped in a cycle: don't want to learn because you can't read, can't read because you don't want to learn.

I can't read, Natella, because I have attention deficit disorder.

What's that?

What's what?

Mrs. Jackson, have you done something with your hair?

Err, no.

Well you should, it's a disgrace!

I'm a natural orator!

Ooh, me too! It's all about tucking your lips over your teeth.

And the result is as follow. Keisha-Marie Christie...

[quietly into mic] Keeping It Real.

417 vote.

Mmm

Natella Tendalkar Gavaskar Srivastavah...

[quietly into mic] Save The Police and Fuck Comprehensive Education.

One vote.

Yeah!

There is 402 spoilt ballot paper, of which most is "Kelly Edwards is give BJs."

[looks up from being bent behind chairs in front of random guy] Huh?

I is hereby announce that Keisha-Marie is elect as School Prez!