Mrs. Jackson quotes from Bromwell High

It's called "If You Don't Come Back to Me, Martin, I'll Kill You!"

Tell us at least you'll be spending the money on books!

If by books you mean wind-surfing lessons, then yes.

I'd like to see his haymaker.

I'd like to see his left ja-er, right hoo-um, what's another name for cock?

Yes, but I really must protest,

You is lucky we is getting cable at these prices

Yes but...

Will you stop being so selfish?

I'm not being selfish.

Yes you are, 'MY car fell in the hole, MY husband's trapped in it.'

[from car] Uh, Carol...

Two words: red hot Dutch! O.K., it's four words but you get the point.

Mrs. Jackson, have you done something with your hair?

Err, no.

Well you should, it's a disgrace!

Why don't we call you Bucketface?

I'd rather have a bucket face than a bucket fanny.

Martin!

What? I didn't tell anybody.

I believe you can have 11 year old tyrants.

No, you can't!

Oh really? Well, I guess you never heard of a little boy by the name of Mr. Adolf Hitler! Right little terror he was!

Hitler was 44 by the time he became Chancellor of Germany.

Oh sure, he looked older, didn't he, because he had that mustache! Like that little Asian boy in Year 7. Or Miss Gosby.