Malloy, you should be out there greeting all those tourists, because you're the cutest thing on the planet.
Malloy. We don't want him talking to anyone. He's a dick.
Even your whispers sound fat.
How could you say that?! Malloy does so many thoughtful things for us.
Yeah, like what?
Like for starters he made that delicious breakfast you enjoyed this morning.
[Cutaway gag to Malloy shaking a salt shaker full of AIDs into a pot]
And don't forget, he planned that surprise party for Denzel.
[Cutaway gag to Denzel walking into a room with the KKK in it]
Surprise!
[Back to scene]
Bottom line, if we don't get this park in shape they're gonna shut down Brickleberry. So, I've decided to hire someone to help get this park on a track.
A new Ranger?
Old lady, old lady, old lady.
Yes, a new ranger she was ranger of the month at Yellowstone.
Ranger of the Month?
[Ethel appears, Connie's vagina growling]
Sorry, that's my vagina growling.
... Well, uh, okay. Uh, I-I'm really excited to...
[Connie's vagina growls]
I'm really...
[Connie's vagina growls]
...excited...
[Connie's vagina growls]
Excited to work...
You! You're no den mother. You were here to take my ranger of the month title all along!
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