Todd Alquist quotes from Breaking Bad

Todd

You mind if I ask you a question?

Walter

No, go ahead.

Todd

Well, I get why we want the tank for the methylamine, but why this other one for the water?

Walter

Well, Jesse, it's your idea, you want to fill him in?

Jesse

It's all about the weight, yo.

Jesse

Boosting methylamine from a train is, like, a major rap. The point is, no one other than us can ever know that this robbery went down. Nobody. You got it?

Todd

Yeah. Absolutely.

Walter

Are you sure?

Todd

Yes, sir.

Todd

Wait, Uncle Jack, hold up. I think we should keep him for a while, get a couple of cooks under our belt.

You seriously giving me this turn-the-other-cheek crap? He ratted you out. Personally.

Todd

We still got 600 gallons of methylamine.

Meth? Who gives a shit about meth? We won the lottery here. We’ve got all the money in the world. You’re talking to me about selling crank?

Todd

I mean, this is millions, Uncle Jack. No matter how much you got, how do you turn your back on more?

[stares at Todd knowingly] You little... bastard. It’s that Lydia woman. [putting his arm on Todd’s shoulder] You’re sweet on her, you little bastard. [to Kenny] Hey, Kenny. You believe this?

[makes a sexual hand gesture] Hey, it’s all about this right here, huh? [smiles big at Todd]

Come on. You can do better. I mean, that one is so uptight, she’s probably got a wood chipper for a coochie. You stick it in down there, you’re pulling back a stump. Ah, what the hell. Heart wants what the heart wants, right? Let’s go back and watch some more of that crybaby rat, huh?