Eh, Lola? Can you hand me some tea?
LLola
Yeah. Coming! (She walks to give Ed a tea)
S1 E16Blind Ambition
S1 E17Dear Diary
(reading from Brandy's diary, in a snobish voice) I must staple my ears shut rather than it, so listen to one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights!
The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff)
Learn your lesson?!?
(somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!!
How might you feel if you was for me telling everyone your own secrets?
What secrets?
(raged) Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your favorite sleep!!
I pass gas in my favorite sleep? Cool!
I'm cutting you off!
Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name! I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts.
S1 E18Less Than Hero
LLola
It is I, the Great Snakeini!
CMCheryl and Meryl
And us, the juvenile twins!
And me, the automatic otter! Or... should I be the slippery slider. (He puts his finger on his chin, raising an eyebrow) You know what I'll think anytime seven uh, monitor or something?
And thy name's Brandy, my name's Brandy. Not Super Brandy, not Wonder Brandy, not Brandy last, just Brandy.
(gags, retches) Ahh! Ahh! Wha? The hero has turned to Mr. Whiskers? But how?
Yeah, Cheryl and Meryl cried against Lola.
Uh-oh. (retching)
Whiskers! AAAAAH! Whiskers, they're gone!
S1 E19Flim-Flam Fever
(nursing the jungle animals after they all get sick) Ugh! What did I do to deserve this?
Lied to all of us for your own selfish reasons!
S1 E21Curse of the Vampire Bat
VVlad
I am a vampire bat!!!
Oh no, Whiskers, Vlad has turned you into one of his mindless, undead minions.
VVlad
What? He is not my minion.
But mindless, guilty as charged
S1 E24The Big Game
I'm sorry Ed, forgive and forget?
Well, Miss Brandy, one nice thing about having slick fur is that offenses like that just slide right off.
Let me tell you something, Mr. Whiskers. Once Ed starts something, he never quits, and neither do I!
S1 E30One of a Kind
Maybe there's something else we have in common. What's your favorite group?
Oh! The vegetable group and the focus group. I also like grouper fish.
GFGrouper Fish
But we don't like you!
I meant, musical group.[Mr. Whiskers drools.] *##$&, it would be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually knows what I'm talking about.
Are you kidding me? We have tons in common! We both have fur, tails, two eyes, and we're both self-centered and materialistic. Wait, no — that's just you.
I can't believe I'm lost in this fog-infested mudhole!
Well, get used to it, sister!
There's intelligent life here! [Jungle animals pop out and laugh.]
Hey!
I'm Tiffany, Tiffany Turlington of the Texas Turlingtons, and I need to get out of here, @#, pronto!
Well, that sounds familiar, doesn't it? Don't go anywhere!
#@ I have an option?
My family is on #**#@* (an echo tour), &*&* -
BTB+T
(unison) See the rain-forest before they turn it into a mall. (both squeal and giggle)
Let them turn it into a mall.
Wow, I thought my spring-loaded underwear was cool. (thrown offscreen)
BTB+T
Ηττημένος.
When they come to get me, we'll take you home, too.
That'd be * awesome.
Sweet!
#%$@$ sweet!
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