Brandy Harrington quotes from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Brandy

You're trying to kid me; this is not a mall! Malls have stores and movie theaters and food courts! Not filthy animals bathing in their own drinking water!

Brandy

This is it! The watering hole! The place to be seen; the social nexus of the Amazon!

Brandy

Oh my gosh, we're worse than Gaspar! What would a true leader do at a time like this! Oh, I know, blame somebody else! (singles out a small animal) Hey you, you're taking the fall, beat it!

Brandy

(disparingly about Whiskers' really bright smile) I don't believe you. Must you take everything too far?!?

Mr. Whiskers

[knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name?

Brandy Harrington

[from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones!

Mr. Whiskers

[reading the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty!

Brandy Harrington

[bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Ever heard about them earlier? Yeah. I think not, either.

Mr. Whiskers

[sarcastically] Well, Bratty was close I'd say.

Brandy Harrington

[sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something?

Fruit for ze pooch? [a bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside a coconut.]

Brandy Harrington

Fruit [pulls off the coconut] plate? [A plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle.

Brandy Harrington

[sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now!

Mr. Whiskers

Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister!

Oh, are you his babysitter?

Brandy Harrington

Unfortunately. Yeah.

I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama.

Mr. Whiskers

I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.

Brandy

Oh, freaky bug-eyed monkey thingy, I'm very sorry. Everybody knows I was very mean to you and everyone knows you saved me, and I don't know to say your name.

[jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!

Brandy

I am sucker for love.

Mr. Whiskers

Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.

Brandy

Ugh! You may not get it here if you think everyone heard you now, but just wait. Someday, a bit of it shall happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you and a bit of it will happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you, too.

Brandy

I'm never coming outside again!

Mr. Whiskers

Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester!

Brandy

[grabbing Mr. Whiskers' ears and dropping him across the jungle] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore.

Mr. Whiskers

And I shouldn't take this personally?

Brandy

Okay, is it possible to work even slower?

Ed

You know, I haven't given it that much thought, but I reckon it just might be possible.

Brandy

I was totally being sarcastic.

Ed

[sarcastically] Oh, well, it shames me to admit it, Miss Brandy, but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much, so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like, "Hey, sarcastic comment coming!" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

Mr. Whiskers

Wow, this is a surprise! I was kind of expecting a little more to happen, quite frankly.

Brandy

[scoffs] There's nobody here.

Mr. Whiskers

You know, if this is what a birthday party's like, I really cannot see what you were missing. [Brandy starts Laughing] Why are you Laughing?

Brandy

[Giggling] No one's here because of me! They all left because they think I'm mean!

Mr. Whiskers

No, you're not mean. You threw me a party. How "mean" could that be?

Brandy

I threw the party for me. I just used your birthday as an excuse. The truth is, I'm a spoiled, materialistic, narcissistic… You can stop me at any time, you know.

Mr. Whiskers

I'm waiting for self-obsessed.

Brandy

Self-obsessed brat.

Brandy

(after the party is over) Thank you, Whiskers, you saved the ball!

Mr. Whiskers

I did, Brandy; it was your favorite moment to shine.

Brandy

(touched) I did, but you're the other person who shined.

Brandy

Ed. Ed, I need a big favor of you. Eww! Take the fish out of your mouth!

Ed

Wow, uh, no problem, Ms. Brandy.