Ed quotes from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Ed

Let me tell you something, Mr. Whiskers. Once Ed starts something, he never quits, and neither do I!

Ed

Hey there, Mr. Whiskers. How would you like to join our Easter egg hunt?

Ed

The Jurassic period was a lean time for my people, and then we settled here in the jungle.

Mr. Whiskers

[after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em!

Ed

Oh, yeah!

Mr. Whiskers

Maybe it's your breath too. What does yours smell like? (Ed exhales over Whiskers, causing his fur to fall off) Yeah? That might be it.

Ed

[pours water over Mr. Whiskers' head, making his hair grow back] And I would like to note for the record that we also have some pungent body odor.

Mr. Whiskers

[gets an idea] No worries, Ed. Fortunately, I always keep one of Brandy's teen girl magazines with me. I just read it for the articles. Perhaps this tome of fashion tips and dating advice can illuminate us in our hour of need. [looks into the magazine] "How to Power Flirt." Hmm, pass. [flips a few pages] "Yarn is Your Friend?" I don't think so. [flips some more pages] "Top Ten Gassy Foods." Oh, I'll save that for you. [turns a page] Wait! "101 Party Pranks!" [laughs] Oh, that's it, Edward, my friend! Let the games begin!

Brandy

Okay, is it possible to work even slower?

Ed

You know, I haven't given it that much thought, but I reckon it just might be possible.

Brandy

I was totally being sarcastic.

Ed

[sarcastically] Oh, well, it shames me to admit it, Miss Brandy, but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much, so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like, "Hey, sarcastic comment coming!" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

Brandy

Ed. Ed, I need a big favor of you. Eww! Take the fish out of your mouth!

Ed

Wow, uh, no problem, Ms. Brandy.

Mr. Whiskers

Make it happen, sea captain!

Ed

You got it!

Ed

Eh, Lola? Can you hand me some tea?

Yeah. Coming! (She walks to give Ed a tea)

It is I, the Great Snakeini!

And us, the juvenile twins!

Ed

And me, the automatic otter! Or... should I be the slippery slider. (He puts his finger on his chin, raising an eyebrow) You know what I'll think anytime seven uh, monitor or something?

Brandy

And thy name's Brandy, my name's Brandy. Not Super Brandy, not Wonder Brandy, not Brandy last, just Brandy.

Ed

(gags, retches) Ahh! Ahh! Wha? The hero has turned to Mr. Whiskers? But how?

Brandy

Yeah, Cheryl and Meryl cried against Lola.

Brandy

I'm sorry Ed, forgive and forget?

Ed

Well, Miss Brandy, one nice thing about having slick fur is that offenses like that just slide right off.