(reading from Brandy's diary, in a snobish voice) I must staple my ears shut rather than it, so listen to one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights!
“Dear Diary” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Mr. Whiskers (3), Brandy Harrington (2)
The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff)
Learn your lesson?!?
(somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!!
How might you feel if you was for me telling everyone your own secrets?
What secrets?
(raged) Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your favorite sleep!!
I pass gas in my favorite sleep? Cool!
I'm cutting you off!
Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name! I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts.
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