Brandy & Mr. Whiskers · Season 1
[knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name?
[from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones!
[reading the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty!
[bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Ever heard about them earlier? Yeah. I think not, either.
[sarcastically] Well, Bratty was close I'd say.
You're trying to kid me; this is not a mall! Malls have stores and movie theaters and food courts! Not filthy animals bathing in their own drinking water!
[sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something?
Fruit for ze pooch? [a bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside a coconut.]
Fruit [pulls off the coconut] plate? [A plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle.
[sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now!
Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister!
Oh, are you his babysitter?
Unfortunately. Yeah.
I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama.
I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.
(to Boris) I want to be you.
You want to be fifty-year old monkey with a diaper rash?
Oh, freaky bug-eyed monkey thingy, I'm very sorry. Everybody knows I was very mean to you and everyone knows you saved me, and I don't know to say your name.
[jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!
I am sucker for love.
Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.
Ugh! You may not get it here if you think everyone heard you now, but just wait. Someday, a bit of it shall happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you and a bit of it will happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you, too.
Yeah, it's hard being the other cute person.
What do you know?
Excuse my sister, she can't see straight from the black eye I'm gonna give her. (as they start to fight)
I'm never coming outside again!
Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester!
This is it! The watering hole! The place to be seen; the social nexus of the Amazon!
[grabbing Mr. Whiskers' ears and dropping him across the jungle] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore.
And I shouldn't take this personally?
[after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em!
Oh, yeah!
Maybe it's your breath too. What does yours smell like? (Ed exhales over Whiskers, causing his fur to fall off) Yeah? That might be it.
[pours water over Mr. Whiskers' head, making his hair grow back] And I would like to note for the record that we also have some pungent body odor.
[gets an idea] No worries, Ed. Fortunately, I always keep one of Brandy's teen girl magazines with me. I just read it for the articles. Perhaps this tome of fashion tips and dating advice can illuminate us in our hour of need. [looks into the magazine] "How to Power Flirt." Hmm, pass. [flips a few pages] "Yarn is Your Friend?" I don't think so. [flips some more pages] "Top Ten Gassy Foods." Oh, I'll save that for you. [turns a page] Wait! "101 Party Pranks!" [laughs] Oh, that's it, Edward, my friend! Let the games begin!
Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
You know, I haven't given it that much thought, but I reckon it just might be possible.
I was totally being sarcastic.
[sarcastically] Oh, well, it shames me to admit it, Miss Brandy, but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much, so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like, "Hey, sarcastic comment coming!" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.
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