“One of a Kind” quotes from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Brandy

Maybe there's something else we have in common. What's your favorite group?

Mr. Whiskers

Oh! The vegetable group and the focus group. I also like grouper fish.

But we don't like you!

Brandy

I meant, musical group.[Mr. Whiskers drools.] *##$&, it would be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually knows what I'm talking about.

Mr. Whiskers

Are you kidding me? We have tons in common! We both have fur, tails, two eyes, and we're both self-centered and materialistic. Wait, no — that's just you.

Tiffany

I can't believe I'm lost in this fog-infested mudhole!

Mr. Whiskers

Well, get used to it, sister!

Tiffany

There's intelligent life here! [Jungle animals pop out and laugh.]

Mr. Whiskers

Hey!

Tiffany

I'm Tiffany, Tiffany Turlington of the Texas Turlingtons, and I need to get out of here, @#, pronto!

Mr. Whiskers

Well, that sounds familiar, doesn't it? Don't go anywhere!

Tiffany

#@ I have an option?

Tiffany

My family is on #**#@* (an echo tour), &*&* -

(unison) See the rain-forest before they turn it into a mall. (both squeal and giggle)

Tiffany

Let them turn it into a mall.

Whiskers

Wow, I thought my spring-loaded underwear was cool. (thrown offscreen)

Ηττημένος.

Tiffany

When they come to get me, we'll take you home, too.

Brandy

That'd be * awesome.

Tiffany

Sweet!

Brandy

#%$@$ sweet!