Mr. Whiskers quotes from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Mr. Whiskers

(to Boris) I want to be you.

Mr. Whiskers

(to Lola, with haunted house music) Begone, you foul spirit! Torment me not!

Mr. Whiskers

(reading from Brandy's diary, in a snobish voice) I must staple my ears shut rather than it, so listen to one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights!

Mr. Whiskers

(panicing as her runs to Brandy and Melvin) Pumas! Me! Dinner!

Mr. Whiskers

[knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name?

Brandy Harrington

[from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones!

Mr. Whiskers

[reading the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty!

Brandy Harrington

[bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Ever heard about them earlier? Yeah. I think not, either.

Mr. Whiskers

[sarcastically] Well, Bratty was close I'd say.

Brandy Harrington

[sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now!

Mr. Whiskers

Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister!

Oh, are you his babysitter?

Brandy Harrington

Unfortunately. Yeah.

I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama.

Mr. Whiskers

I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.

Brandy

I am sucker for love.

Mr. Whiskers

Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.

Brandy

Ugh! You may not get it here if you think everyone heard you now, but just wait. Someday, a bit of it shall happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you and a bit of it will happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you, too.

Brandy

I'm never coming outside again!

Mr. Whiskers

Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester!

Brandy

[grabbing Mr. Whiskers' ears and dropping him across the jungle] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore.

Mr. Whiskers

And I shouldn't take this personally?

Mr. Whiskers

[after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em!

Ed

Oh, yeah!

Mr. Whiskers

Maybe it's your breath too. What does yours smell like? (Ed exhales over Whiskers, causing his fur to fall off) Yeah? That might be it.

Ed

[pours water over Mr. Whiskers' head, making his hair grow back] And I would like to note for the record that we also have some pungent body odor.

Mr. Whiskers

[gets an idea] No worries, Ed. Fortunately, I always keep one of Brandy's teen girl magazines with me. I just read it for the articles. Perhaps this tome of fashion tips and dating advice can illuminate us in our hour of need. [looks into the magazine] "How to Power Flirt." Hmm, pass. [flips a few pages] "Yarn is Your Friend?" I don't think so. [flips some more pages] "Top Ten Gassy Foods." Oh, I'll save that for you. [turns a page] Wait! "101 Party Pranks!" [laughs] Oh, that's it, Edward, my friend! Let the games begin!

Mr. Whiskers

Wow, this is a surprise! I was kind of expecting a little more to happen, quite frankly.

Brandy

[scoffs] There's nobody here.

Mr. Whiskers

You know, if this is what a birthday party's like, I really cannot see what you were missing. [Brandy starts Laughing] Why are you Laughing?

Brandy

[Giggling] No one's here because of me! They all left because they think I'm mean!

Mr. Whiskers

No, you're not mean. You threw me a party. How "mean" could that be?

Brandy

I threw the party for me. I just used your birthday as an excuse. The truth is, I'm a spoiled, materialistic, narcissistic… You can stop me at any time, you know.

Mr. Whiskers

I'm waiting for self-obsessed.

Brandy

Self-obsessed brat.

Brandy

(after the party is over) Thank you, Whiskers, you saved the ball!

Mr. Whiskers

I did, Brandy; it was your favorite moment to shine.

Brandy

(touched) I did, but you're the other person who shined.

Mr. Whiskers

Make it happen, sea captain!

Ed

You got it!

Mr. Whiskers

(about his campaign platform) Shouldn't I be discussing the issues? Or at least know what they are?

Brandy

This is an election, let's stay away from the issues.