S1 E31 Believe in the Bunny
Whiskers, I didn't want to have to say this. There Is no Easter bunny!
[sneezes in shock; calmly] Brandy, I understand that you're angry, but you shouldn't use hurting words.
Think about it, Whiskers. A giant mutant bunny from another planet that hops around the world hiding candy eggs, but nobody sees him.
Oh, well, I can see how that sounds, perhaps it had silly and scientifically unsound, but that is because I forgot to explain how carrots make him invisible!
He's invisible because He Dosen't Exist!
[After Brandy goes back to sleep, Mr. Whiskers sneezes all night long to the next morning after learning that the Easter Bunny isn't real]
[with her pillow over her head, covering her ears] Whiskers, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. [Mr. Whiskers sobs more emotionally] Hey, you know what? Your hours of hysterical sneezing have convinced me, I like, totally believe in the Easter Bunny!
[sneezing] No, you don't! And thanks to you, I Don't Believe in Him Either!
Hey there, Mr. Whiskers. How would you like to join our Easter egg hunt?
S2 E46 The Tell-Tale Shoes
[after trying relentlessly to return the shoes] I'm sorry, you were right. I should have just saved up the six hundred and ten shiny rocks.
[exasperated] For one pair of shoes?
That's what I said! Forgive me?
Sure I do. Now lets get these things back to the store!
S2 E47 Time For Waffles
(panicing as her runs to Brandy and Melvin) Pumas! Me! Dinner!
(disparingly about Whiskers' really bright smile) I don't believe you. Must you take everything too far?!?
S2 E56 Net of Lies
So, you weren't kidnapped by fireflies?
You think? You only humiliated me in front of every girl in the Amazon and Gaspar, not to mention my all-time favorite band in the world, Sugar Toad!
Actually, I must talk to you about why you lied to me and everyone knows it blew up right in your face.
Oh, yeah, that. That wasn't my better favorite moment, either. I'm sorry I lied to you, Whiskers.
Well, at least we need to see some fireflies and Sugar Toad for a few minutes they were running away from us.
Yeah. I seem to have no idea that fireflies seem to feel beautiful.
Yeah, or so unforgiving... [to his troop as they are chased around] just keep running, guys! See, this thing that must've gotten in the other book.
S2 E73 Dollars and Senseless Violence
The Jurassic period was a lean time for my people, and then we settled here in the jungle .
Sounds fair and... HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE!! [sarcastic] Fifty and seventy do not add up to hundred, that adds up to... What's come up to that?!
Okay, ninety for me, time for you.
A hundred, that is better. [Brandy handles him a pile of money]
[whisperly cackles] Just keep laughing, it'll be days before he notices.
[mistakes Brandy about another money] HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE! YOU TOOK THE LION SHARE! AND NOW, WE'RE MAD!
L Leo
Leo always gets a cut.
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