That's gotta be a typo!
It's hand-written!
S1 E14The B-Team of Life
I'm second-string, Mr. Feeny.
Hey, congratulations! Did you tell your dad?
No, I happen to like my dad.
S1 E15Model Family
They were too perfect.
Yeah, too T.V.
I agree with you, Mr. Matthews.
That's not like you.
Which brings me to today's assignment.
That's like you.
Don't you hate it when Mom and Dad fight?
No. Into it.
Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.
[reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?
[Cory and Shawn look at each other]
Because our kids would look like horses.
S1 E16Risky Business
[referring to Cory and Shawn] There's a sucker born every minute. Two that minute.
Mr. Feeny, effort is my middle name.
Because it starts with F.
S1 E17The Fugitive
Mr. Matthews, unhand that Minkus!
I know what you're hiding.
You do?
Yup. I tried the same thing when I was your age. The noises, the food sneaking, the look on your face at dinner... YOU'RE HIDING A PUPPY!
S1 E18It's a Wonderful Night
[looking at cover of movie] "Barney Sings The Alphabet." I don't wanna give the ending away, Cor, but... Z.
"I'm Blowin' Up Your Head, Part 6: Stumpy's Revenge" I thought Stumpy died in "Part 5."
He did. That's why he wants revenge.
S1 E19Kid Gloves
Each of our bodies is the master creation of Mother Nature.
Well, except for Minkus. He was created by Mother Goose.
This has got to be the most half-baked idea you've ever had!
No, it was fully-baked.
S1 E20The Play's The Thing
You will be a spear-carrier.
So this guy I play is like, what, a warrior and a hero?
No, this guy you play has very few lines to memorize.
You know, maybe if Hamlet had worn pants, he could have made a decision or two.
Was that a sexist comment?
That's what I was shootin' for.
Don't worry about her- her dad sews.
S1 E21Boy Meets Girl
Beautiful? I've seen hormones turn a normal guy's face into Craters 'R Us.
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