Boston Legal · Season 2, Episode 1
“The Black Widow” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Denny Crane (5), Alan Shore (4), Shirley (2), Catherine (1)
[talking about Bernard] He seems to take particular delight in all of this. Does he not, Catherine?
We all do. It's fun to see pretty people fall.
Your little boyfriend is twisted. Trust me when I tell you, he's not finished killing.
(In Judge Cooper's Chambers)
Mr. Shore, This, this woman is trying to manipulate this process. I will not be manipulated.
(Whispered To Alan) Mad Cow!
Silence! (To Alan) She likely fired her last attorney because she told him she did it, and he couldn't have put her on the stand to lie, so she was forced to retain new counsel, thereby keeping them in the dark. And now we have you, (to Denny) and you.
Well, if this woman wishes to manipulate me in the dark, then...
Denny...
Judge Cooper (To Denny) Silence!
(Whispered To Alan) The eye!
Judge Cooper (Whispered) Quiet!
You know, I hate to break up the tea party but...
Careful, we're still a bit thin-skinned on that one. Such a waste of proper tea.
I can see you're aroused. You might consider the last man to make love to her died while doing so.
[Denny looks over Kelly Nolan's body.]
I'll take my chances.
Certainly you'd want me by your side at this trial.
I'm sure you're very sweet, but old men tend to die on me.
I'm Denny Crane. No bigger ass--asset! You want me at your table.
My God, you're even more striking in person.
Who is this man? And why is his face about to explode?
Kelly Nolan, this is Denny Crane. Success has caused his head to swell.
Not everything is about money, Shirley. Sometimes sex counts, too. It used to count with you. One minute you couldn't get enough of me, the next you lose interest. What happened, Shirley? I need to know.
They invented color television.
You and me. In my office. Gimme 2 minutes.
If you could last 3 I might consider it.
[to Denny] How 'bout you go back to your office? I'll have a pair of my pants delivered. You can try and get in them on your own time.
And how are we supposed to understand what she's saying?
Well, we have her affidavit. Plus as it happens, I speak cello.
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