[On Bob's "Burger of the Day" board being left blank]
This is crazy! You're crazy! You do "Burgers of the Day" every day!
Teddy--
A NEW BURGER, EVERY DAY! IT'S THE ONLY CONSTANT IN MY LIFE!
[reassuring] Okay, easy, Teddy, Teddy, easy...
[shaking her off] No, no, no, get off of me!
Teddy! Teddy!
GET OFF OF ME! When I come back tomorrow, there better be a friggin' burger on that board! You hear me, Bob?!
Yeah...
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Bye...
[to another customer, calmy] I'm sorry, sir, I know you're enjoying your lunch. [to Bob] PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!
[He leaves and is heard screaming as the kids enter]
Uh, why is Teddy walking in the street, trying to punch cars?
He's overreacting because I--
[pointing and panicking] THE "BURGER OF THE DAY" BOARD IS BLANK! THE "BURGER OF THE DAY" BOARD IS BLANK!
AAAAAAAHH!!!
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