AAdam
Shut up and blow!
S3 E12Happy Families
PPJ
What is it today, Friday the 13th?
PPJ
Cooper, I love you.
HHeelers (singing)
Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all.
S3 E14A Fair Crack Of The Whip, Part 1
TTom (to Digger)
Did you bark? If you didn't bark, you're going to the pound!
NNick (about Anna)
It's 350 degrees in the shade, she's four hundred years pregnant, we're gonna give her a lift.
PPJ
Well, women's bodies are not my expertise.
AAdam
Oh, that's not what I've heard!
S3 E17Fight Dirty
They expect us to fight against filth but they won't let us fight dirty.
S3 E21The Kremin Factor
No, PJ, why don't you take all the credit?
Or, how about, "Big head finally cracks it"?
Yeah, that's a good idea, Adam. What's she like?
AAdam
She's got amazing eyes.
I'm Maggie Doyle.
Dash McKinley.
Nice to meet you. You know, Adam's right. You do have very lovely eyes.
Hey, oh listen - just a word of warning. We, ah, don't mention the Boss' weight.
NNick
Or his age.
You mean I've got to make special allowances because my Sergeant's a fat guy with a complex about his age...why doesn't someone tell him to go on a diet or something? He can use my bike if he wants to get some exercise. And if he's still a Sergeant at his age, then that is his problem.
Listen...I really don't think I can handle calling you Boss. And Sergeant Croydon sounds like you're up yourself...so I thought I'd just stick to calling you Tom. Night, Tom.
Goodnight, Deidre. There are no secrets in the Victoria Police.
S3 E24Mind Games
PJ, the only stress in your life is choosing what topping you're going to put on your pizza.
PPJ
Now, that's important.
S3 E29Bewitched
MMaggie (to PJ)
Sex may dominate your life, but it doesn't dominate mine. Now stay out of my way and stay out of my life!
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