Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

The clue was staring her right in the face.

When were you going to tell me all this?

When you were ready to listen.

Tom

And the joyrider?

Could charge him with rank stupidity, but he didn't do it.

No spilling coffee, no interrupting me while I'm asking questions, no stain remover.

Ha, ha...oops, just lost my butter menthol.

That's disgusting.

Well I'm working in CI.

Why you?

Well, I imagine Amy was looking for someone with a ruthless determination for the truth.

Exactly, why you?

Look, there's the right stuff...and then there's Peroni.

I was just trying to make her feel more comfortable.

I'm a detective. Making people comfortable is not what I do.

Obviously.

Did you pass?

Jonesy

Of course!

Thank God!

Woo, Jonesy. You're a brave man. Women are going to be mobbing you in the streets dressed like that.

Jonesy

Well, it beats the uniform.

Well, I just actually realised how much I like the uniform.

If you ever come to work wearing something like that, I will shoot you.

Jonesy

Suse.

Hmmm...

Jonesy

The suit?

Right...

I'll grab that.

Jonesy

You all but told her exactly what to say.

She said it was possible.

Jonesy

Highly unlikely is what she said.

Extremely unlikely is what she actually said, but still possible.

Well of course I need you, grab him!

Jonesy

Want a coffee as well?!

Are you happy with your treatment by the police here today?

Nah! Don't like my women so uptight...you're gonna die a virgin, sweetheart!

I'll die much happier than any of your girlfriends.

So finally your sluttish ways have come back to haunt you!

Jonesy

I wasn't that bad.

Old rubber hips Jonesy.

Jonesy

This isn't funny.

Oh it is. Just a little bit.