Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

Jonesy

Some mate you turned out to be.

What?

Jonesy

Susie.

Which dickhead turned the music off?!

Jonesy

That dickhead would be me.

Smells like fish.

Now, Amy. You're going to spoil the moment where I'm being all heroic and supportive. I will confess to you that for a small portion of the day only, my hankie shared my pocket with a half-eaten tuna sandwich.

What, a man's gotta eat?

Eat, yes, but store in a pocket?

Well it has been a long day.

Yeah, I might get a late night.

Everyone else decided the best way to help Kelly was to turn into uniformed thugs!

His mother passed away while we were holding him in here on a charge we all knew was a crock!

Tom

Next time, tuck your thumb in like this...

You sold me out!

Actually, this time Boss...it's your fault.

It's a job, not a kidney donation.

Why me?

Why you what?

You said you had your pick of the force. Why me?

Oh, you know, so I can look up your skirt.

You wanna get out and walk?

You wanna concede that you're good at this gig and we work well together?

No one wants a party, mate.

You acted like anyone would have. It means you're human.

It means I've got a long way to go.

Mate, I'm going to have to commend you on your shooting skills.

It's amazing what a little motivation does for your aim.

Tom

Peroni didn't shoot anybody. He's a copper. Coppers don't shoot other coppers.

Me Lone Ranger, you Tonto - got it?

Jonesy

Whatever you say, Kemo Sabe.